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February 9, 2029
In 2 years, 4 monthsPowerPoint presentations are just suicide notes for your own career.
Expert in turning Excel spreadsheets into panic attacks
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Data-driven mergers with zero human ego
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models entire market buyouts in milliseconds
You build complex financial models and slide decks to justify massive company acquisitions. Then you fly away.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the CEO is lying about the synergy.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software scrapes the data room and drafts the summary slides automatically.
Month 5
Algorithms replace custom Excel sheets with pre-verified financial decision engines.
Month 13
Virtual agents handle all client inquiries without needing coffee or sleep.
Month 20
Advanced predictive models run the deal scenarios you used to guess.
Year 2.3 · D-Day
The system finishes the final pitch deck and files your severance papers.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
240
Slides per deal
4
Hours slept during due diligence
82
Buzzwords used per pitch
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-compete zone
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