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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYou are literally training the software that deletes your own career.
Professional cat-herder for people who still print emails
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Adoption without the human intervention
no no noyouAI▸ ADMINPILOT V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
mutes microphones during passive-aggressive conference calls
You nag public servants to use Teams features they hate. You document workflows that nobody reads.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the specific flavor of misery when a clerk loses their file permissions.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An agent tracks which feature buttons employees actually click.
Month 4
Pop-ups replace your emails by showing users the right button.
Month 8
The system auto-deletes unshared files to force compliance.
Month 12
A chatbot handles all tickets with zero empathy.
Month 14 · D-Day
The adoption software is now fully autonomous and self-optimizing.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
99.9 percent
User Adoption Rate
Zero
Resistance Meetings
Instant
Ticket Resolution Speed
Your severance
A one-year subscription to the tool you just installed
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