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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
February 15, 2028
In 16 monthsEnjoy fixing printer drivers while my fleet updates itself in silence.
Expert in terminal commands, adapter-wrangling, and user-patience.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total enterprise lockdown for every device
squeeze.youAI▸ FRUITMANAGER X-1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 16 MONTHSAI's Special Power
enforces kernel compliance silently at midnight
You manage Apple hardware fleets, push configuration profiles, and fight with MDM software all day.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly which user spilled coffee on their keyboard just by looking.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Zero-touch setup replaces your manual unboxing of new hardware.
Month 4
Smart agents detect and fix OS bugs before users complain.
Month 8
Self-fixing scripts resolve permission errors without human intervention.
Month 12
One server manages thousands of endpoints with zero manual input.
Month 16 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and your terminal is permanently locked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
99.2 percent
Average uptime without panic
12 hours
Time spent finding adapters
400
Terminal commands memorized
Your severance
One shiny dongle and a factory reset MacBook Air.
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