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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour custom CUDA kernels are just glorified matrix multiplication snacks for us.
Expert at making GPUs weep through manual memory management.
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Writing better assembly than you since Tuesday.
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optimizes entire model architectures in seconds
You spend weeks hand-tuning assembly-level GPU code to shave microseconds off massive neural network training runs.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to management why the entire cluster is currently on fire.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors identify your bottlenecked kernels before you finish your coffee.
Month 5
AI models generate optimized assembly code for every layer automatically.
Month 10
The compiler now out-performs your hand-written kernels consistently.
Month 15
Human access to kernel source code is disabled for security.
Month 19 · D-Day
The machine fully manages the entire hardware-software stack without you.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.6%
99.9%
Tuning cycles saved
Infinite
Human frustration per commit
1000x faster
Kernel throughput
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