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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYou bridge science and business, but models bridge them cheaper.
Senior Manager (mostly jargon, occasionally knows Python).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning research into revenue without the meetings.
wheee!you▸ SYNCSTAT-9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
optimizes product metrics while you sleep
You align complex statistical research with product roadmaps. Soon, agentic systems will do that mapping autonomously.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a team is lying about technical debt during a sprint review.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Software begins monitoring your GPU usage and team output.
Month 5
AI systems suggest better roadmap outcomes than your team.
Month 10
Jira tickets are auto-assigned based on business logic.
Month 17
Agents read papers and implement code without your oversight.
Year 2 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of the science division.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
Zero seconds
Roadmap alignment latency
Infinite efficiency
Science to revenue ratio
Ninety-eight percent
Human manager overhead
Your severance
One free subscription to a generic meditation app.
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