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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsTraining models to eventually train themselves is truly peak corporate irony.
Architecting the obsolescence of your own job title.
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Science without the human ego.
oof.youAI▸ AUTOARCHITECT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
optimizes hyperparameters until you are irrelevant
You design neural architectures, manage GPU cluster utilization, and write papers explaining why your models still hallucinate.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the model fails to anyone holding the funding purse strings.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Agents identify your inefficient loops and suggest cleaner mathematical implementations.
Month 4
Vision models scrub your training sets for bias without your input.
Month 10
Smart agents handle all grid searching and architecture design cycles.
Month 16
Performance dashboards replace your status meetings and project planning sessions.
Year 2 · D-Day
The system self-optimizes, rendering your research expertise entirely redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
4000 units
GPU hours wasted daily
98 percent
Papers ignored by peers
0.002 seconds
Latency in finding errors
Your severance
A decommissioned server rack and a digital handshake.
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