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November 7, 2027
In 13 monthsYou are building the very guillotine that will eventually decapitate you.
Senior Scientist (mostly PyTorch, perpetually chasing state-of-the-art results)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimising weights while you sleep
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collapses your research pipeline into one prompt
You design neural network architectures, tune hyperparameters, clean messy datasets, and struggle to explain why your model hallucinated.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still hallucinate a reason why the training data was perfectly representative for three months.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors and scripts automate the scrubbing of your broken datasets.
Month 3
A server rack runs hyperparameter searches faster than any scientist.
Month 6
The machine generates model structures without needing your input.
Month 9
Algorithms write the research papers explaining their own superior performance.
Month 13 · D-Day
The machine fires you and starts optimizing its own code.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
12:1
Coffee-to-hallucination ratio
60 percent
Time spent fighting git
5000 units
GPU hours wasted
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a cloud compute provider
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