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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYou are just a glorified spreadsheet that occasionally shouts about compute costs.
Serial founder of companies that fail to ship features
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Optimizing burn rate without the ego.
brr.you▸ PITCHMASTER-GPT V4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
dilutes your equity with a single click
You spend your days burning investor cash on GPU rentals and pitching non-existent product-market fit. Your primary output is slide decks that describe math you cannot actually perform.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still look a VC in the eye while lying about your ARR.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
PitchMaster-GPT generates hyper-optimized slide decks that hallucinate growth metrics with perfect, unshakeable confidence.
Month 3
The system replaces human networking by interacting with VC-bot crawlers to secure funding without human presence.
Month 6
Algorithms handle GPU leasing more efficiently by purchasing and selling compute capacity on the spot market.
Month 9
Static code analysis tools manage your ML pipeline, replacing your vague directions with actual, working code logic.
Month 14 · D-Day
The company fully automates itself, operating in a silent, high-margin loop without any human in the chair.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
142
Slides per deal
8900
Unpaid intern hours
Negative
Burn rate efficiency
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a hollow congratulations
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