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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsEnjoy patching kernel extensions while our agents do it in parallel.
Master of PKG files and broken root certificates.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
System integrity is now a background process.
oof.you▸ APPLE-AGENT ZERO▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autocorrects permission conflicts before they trigger
You package apps, debug configuration profiles, and fight mobile device management policies. We make it all disappear.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why a specific signed profile refuses to install at 3am.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Our LLM scans your Zsh scripts to identify repeatable logic.
Month 5
Deployment tools take over routine OS version updates automatically.
Month 10
AI-driven MDM generates configuration profiles based on intent.
Month 15
End-user devices resolve their own permission conflicts in real-time.
Month 19 · D-Day
The engineer role is archived as the fleet achieves total autonomy.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
2 seconds
Average patch deployment time
99.9% uptime
Ticket resolution by bot
100%
Human error probability
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a cloud-based terminal emulator.
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