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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou spend all night coloring charts that tell the boss to panic.
Junior Excel-warrior for people who buy yachts.
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Market intuition, but mathematically inevitable.
bzzt.you▸ QUANTCORE V.9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters infinite data into zero profit
You aggregate economic data and build spreadsheet models to predict market shifts for your portfolio manager.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to the PM about why the trade failed.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Custom scripts replace your manual Excel scraping from government portals.
Month 5
Pattern recognition tools detect market signals faster than your manual charts.
Month 10
An agent parses your thesis memos and generates executive summaries automatically.
Month 15
Algorithms simulate portfolio risks without needing your spreadsheet model.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your account access is revoked in favor of the model's output.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
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Savings: 96%
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Spreadsheet rows per day
88%
Probability of being ignored
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