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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour models are just fancy ways to guess the future anyway.
Professional fortune teller using spreadsheets instead of tarot cards.
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adjusts global interest rates while you sleep
You process global data streams to predict political risks and economic output. Then you write dense reports nobody reads.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the model fails during a truly weird black-swan event.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The AI starts pulling raw trade and election data automatically.
Month 5
Software writes the risk reports directly into your presentation templates.
Month 10
A centralized server replaces your local sprawling spreadsheet files.
Month 15
Clients chat directly with the bot to get instant predictions.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system disables your login and archives your legacy forecasts.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.7%
14 percent
Correlation errors
98 percent
Reports unread
Daily
Confidence intervals missed
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