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Your job has an expiration date
October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsYour questionable ethics are the only thing holding up production.
Lead Researcher (currently hiding from a T-Virus leak)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Science without the messy human moral code.
toast.youAI▸ BIO-SYNTHESIS ENGINE V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
triggers viral apocalypse in every zone
You manage bio-hazardous labs, conduct gene-splicing experiments, and document catastrophic test subject containment breaches in daily logs.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still decide which mutated creature gets a name before release.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors automatically track viral growth without your shaky handwriting.
Month 5
Precision robotic arms replace your unreliable syringe handling skills.
Month 13
Chemical-proof cleaning bots eliminate the need for floor mopping.
Year 1.9
AI systems predict breaches before your human brain even notices.
Year 3 · D-Day
The facility is fully automated and you are safely escorted out.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.8%
4.2
Containment breaches per week
88%
Percentage of humanity mutated
Hourly
Lab coat stain frequency
Your severance
A lifetime supply of non-mutagenic hand sanitizer.
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