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September 22, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsSorting envelopes is the high-tech pinnacle of your banking career.
Gatekeeper of the internal mail trolley.
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Paperless banking starts at the mailroom.
split.you▸ POSTBOT LOGISTICS SUITE▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reroutes mail to the trash folder
You sort incoming paper mail, log courier deliveries, and restock office supplies across multiple floors of the bank.
The one thing AI can't do
You can identify which department is hoarding all the decent ink pens.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Camera sensors replace manual spreadsheet entry for incoming packages.
Month 6
Autonomous carts navigate hallways to deliver mail to desks.
Month 12
Smart software signals supply drops before ink runs dry.
Month 17
Sensors report broken chairs and bulbs directly to vendors.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The mailroom is shuttered and converted into a server room.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
too much
Paper mail volume handled
42
Stapler refills per month
High
Coffee station frustration level
Your severance
A lifetime supply of printer toner.
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