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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYour wrenches are just heavy paperweights waiting to be recycled.
Professional switch-flipper and accidental alarm triggerer.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
System health monitored with zero human error.
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restores electrical integrity via remote firmware
You perform planned preventive maintenance on life safety and electrical systems. Then you wait for something to break.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still troubleshoot why the building management system smells like burning ozone.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Tiny wireless vibration sensors track every bearing and fan motor.
Month 7
Digital tablets replace the grease-stained binders you leave everywhere.
Month 16
AI predicts system failure before your shift even starts.
Year 2.2
Breakers cycle themselves without your heavy keys or presence.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The spider-bot locks your closet; you are officially redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
too many
Grease covered fingers
4 percent
PPMs missed
always
System downtime
Your severance
A vintage multimeter and one very dusty flashlight.
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