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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour smile is expensive, but my facial recognition is free.
Gatekeeper of fine dining, expert in subtle snubbing.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect service, zero personality, infinite patience.
ow.youAI▸ RITZ-BOT EXECUTIVE▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
greets every guest by their middle name
Manage the dining room floor, handle VIP bookings, and ensure guest satisfaction. You coordinate table turns and seating charts.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a guest needs to be ignored for more privacy.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts logging every guest preference into a unified cloud database.
Month 6
Algorithms predict turnover times more accurately than any human manager.
Month 15
Sensors and vision models assign tables automatically based on guest history.
Year 1.9
The podium is replaced by an interactive kiosk with facial recognition.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Human hospitality is sunsetted in favor of 24/7 optimized guest flow.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
99.9 percent
Guest Recognition Rate
Instantaneous
Table Turn Efficiency
Zero
Reservation Errors
Your severance
A lifetime supply of digital table reservation notifications.
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