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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour career is just a recurring calendar invite waiting to be declined.
Professional meeting attendee and spreadsheet enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals while you sit in traffic.
sluurp.you▸ ACCOUNTMASTER 4000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates consensus in three seconds
You manage high-value car auction accounts through endless sync meetings and process troubleshooting. Automation will handle the rest.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when a dealer is about to explode.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Clients get a portal to track auctions without bothering you.
Month 5
Resolving title disputes via pre-programmed logic workflows.
Month 13
Generative agents run your quarterly reviews more efficiently.
Year 1.9
Systems update their own workflows based on auction data.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The account manager role is permanently deleted from the registry.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4 hours daily
Average sync time
6 cups
Coffee consumption
92 percent
Process tweaks ignored
Your severance
A one-month trial subscription to a networking app.
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