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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2030
In 4 yearsYou get paid millions to swing a stick at a rock.
Millionaire who is effectively a meat-based physics simulation.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Physics perfected, ego deleted.
stretchy.youAI▸ SLUGGER-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
tracks every spin rate with absolute malice
You chase fly balls, swing at fastballs, and wait for rain delays. Your entire existence is quantifiable data waiting for an optimized algorithm.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still spit sunflower seeds with authentic disdain toward the umpire.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors capture every movement of your swing to build your digital twin.
Month 6
Robotic pitching machines mirror your opponent's exact release point for perfect conditioning.
Month 15
Vision-guided crawlers replace human outfielders by calculating optimal landing zones in milliseconds.
Year 2.5
Managers are replaced by strategy engines that find you statistically unnecessary in high-leverage situations.
Year 4 · D-Day
Your uniform is retired for a chassis that never swings at a slider in the dirt.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
0.00%
Bat speed variance
99.9%
Contract waste factor
Infinite
Rain delay tolerance
Your severance
A lifetime pass to the stadium parking lot.
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