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Will AI replace Major League Relief Pitcher jobs? · Latest report #yxm8vcic
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October 12, 2030
In 4 yearsHuman arms are essentially unreliable, meat-based velocity generators that require rest.
Professional arm-torquer with a 98mph ego.
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Perfect spin rate, zero arm fatigue.
oof.youAI▸ PITCH-PERFECT 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
throws perfect sliders on command
You throw specialized pitches to batters in high-leverage late-inning situations. You rely on muscle memory and arm endurance.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still mentally psyche out a batter with a single intimidating stare.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
High-speed optical sensors map the precise physics of your delivery.
Month 13
Robotic arms replicate your exact release points and spin profiles.
Year 2.2
Mechanical pitchers hit 105mph consistently without ever needing surgery.
Year 3
The rulebook updates to allow non-biological pitchers in the bullpen.
Year 4 · D-Day
Automated units take the mound and never let a runner score.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
42 percent
Average ERAs improved
Zero percent
Arm failure rate
0.01 millimeters
Pitch accuracy variance
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium ice packs.
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