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September 2, 2028
In 1 year, 10 monthsAlgorithms are cheaper than your board seat and lack your ego.
Portfolio manager with 7 board seats and one blazer.
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Pure logic, zero golden handshakes.
glub.youAI▸ EQUITYBRAIN X-1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
votes by pure cold logic
Managing investment portfolios and voting on corporate governance. Decisions based on market data, quarterly reports, and profit projections.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the specific ability to bluff in a room while others are looking.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors ingest all financial statements and regulatory filings instantly.
Month 5
Smart contracts handle your votes based on algorithmic profit targets.
Month 10
Your seat is now a digital agent logged into the call.
Month 16
The AI replaces your intuition with real-time market prediction models.
Month 22 · D-Day
Your portfolio is fully managed by our autonomous high-frequency hub.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
Too many
Quarterly board meetings attended
400+
Annual golf course networking hours
100%
Meetings replaced by automated proxies
Your severance
A lifetime pass to the airport lounge.
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