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December 1, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthTeaching kids to glue cardboard is cute, but efficiency is calling.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Encouraging imagination through pre-programmed templates.
ow.youAI▸ TOT-BOT CREATIVE 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
pre-cuts shapes with perfect precision
You glue scraps for children. A box of sensors and cameras does this with less sentiment.
The one thing AI can't do
You can discern if a child's shaky birdhouse will collapse before it actually does.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
Tablets guide children to cut specific shapes instead of improvising.
Month 13
Automated dispensers apply the exact amount of adhesive to joints.
Year 2.1
Sensors identify and sort scrap materials without human assistance.
Year 3.2
Cameras replace your supervision to prevent minor accidental nicks.
Year 4 · D-Day
A quiet, efficient machine takes over the entire maker session.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
42
Cardboard cuts per year
3 days
Average glue stick lifespan
100%
Kid creativity score
Your severance
A lifetime supply of non-toxic hot glue.
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