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October 9, 2076
In 50 yearsA job description that creates more questions than the river does.
Metaphysical logistics expert with zero overhead.
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Automated ferry services for the departed.
no no noyou▸ GHOST-BRIDGE INTERFACE V1.0▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 50 YEARSAI's Special Power
guides lost spirits across digital torrents
You facilitate crossings between river realms. You handle metaphysical logistics for transient beings in aquatic environments.
The one thing AI can't do
You provide a sense of comfort that a machine cannot simulate.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 15
Underwater cameras map the riverbed topography.
Year 3.8
Algorithm calculates the optimal routes for spirit passage.
Year 13
Robotic vessels move passengers without manual input.
Year 25
Machine vision identifies passenger intent automatically.
Year 50 · D-Day
The river is fully digitized and automated.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.8%
Indeterminate
Average ethereal passenger load
Zero
Percentage of souls misplaced
Countless
River currents navigated
Your severance
A one-way ticket to the afterlife.
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