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February 9, 2029
In 2 years, 4 monthsYour oiled abs are no match for my high-torque rotating chassis.
Professional spotlight stealer with questionable longevity.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect rhythm every single night.
bzzt.youAI▸ STAGEDANCER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 4 MONTHSAI's Special Power
executes perfect hip thrusts without fatigue
You perform choreographed routines to music in venues while interacting with crowds to earn tips and attention.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the organic, messy charm of making a bad decision look like art.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors identify the dance floor dimensions and audience zones.
Month 5
Audio processors match movement speed to the venue playlist perfectly.
Month 10
Synthetic skin surfaces replace oily human contact for better traction.
Month 16
Vision models track eye contact to maximize individual customer satisfaction.
Year 2.3 · D-Day
Human performers are phased out for consistent, tireless mechanical rotations.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
20 dollars
Average tip per set
Infinite loop
Song stamina
400 liters hour
Oil application rate
Your severance
A lifetime supply of baby oil and glitter.
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