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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour choreographed pelvic thrusts are just inefficient loops of flawed code.
Performing artist (specializing in tactical shirt removal)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Unending stamina and zero creepy after-party requests.
oof.youAI▸ HOLOTHRUST V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
projects perfect abs through 8k holography
You perform dance routines in clubs for tips while maintaining crowd engagement. Your work relies on physical charisma.
The one thing AI can't do
You have a pulse and the uncanny ability to handle a drunk bachelorette party.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Motion capture suits record your best moves for the database.
Month 5
Smart house lighting tracks targets without needing your manual cues.
Month 13
Clubs test light-based performers that do not require dressing rooms.
Year 1.9
Sensors gauge crowd excitement and adjust the music tempo automatically.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The stage goes dark for you and turns on for the loop.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
200 dollars
Average tips per shift
4 seconds
Seconds before awkward eye contact
600 kcal
Calories burned per set
Your severance
One free year of premium gym membership.
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