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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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February 14, 2028
In 16 monthsYour infinite patience for password resets is officially a hardware design flaw.
Professional triage expert for the technologically illiterate.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated uptime that never drinks coffee.
bzzt.youAI▸ SYSADMIN-SENTINEL V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 16 MONTHSAI's Special Power
remotely wipes entire legacy networks
You triage endless ticket queues and manage server patches for clients who refuse to reboot their machines.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the unique ability to remain calm when a client admits to deleting System32.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An AI agent begins auto-sorting incoming support tickets by urgency.
Month 4
Centralized scripts take over all routine server maintenance and updates.
Month 8
Sensors report failures directly to automated shipping and repair hubs.
Month 13
Self-service portals resolve all password and access requests instantly.
Month 16 · D-Day
The client base is fully migrated to the automated network mesh.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
0.003 seconds
Ticket response latency
0 percent
User password reset error rate
Infinite
Client annoyance threshold
Your severance
A decommissioned rack and a firm handshake.
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