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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Managed Service Provider Technician jobs? · Latest report #whej6n3d
Your job has an expiration date
May 23, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour infinite loop of password resets ends with a fatal error.
Professional remote-hand holder and master of the reboot
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total network autonomy, zero human tickets.
splat.you▸ OMNIPATCH CORE 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
auto-reboots clients until the issue resolves
You spend your days chasing ticket queues and remotely patching servers that refuse to update. Your life is a cycle of reboots and disgruntled client emails.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically unplug the server when the client is being truly unreasonable.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI sentiment analysis will categorize and resolve common password resets without human intervention.
Month 4
Our RMM integration predicts server failures before they manifest as critical tickets.
Month 8
Custom automated scripts replace manual troubleshooting of legacy printer driver conflicts.
Month 13
Automated discovery tools replace manual documentation in your decaying wikis.
Month 19 · D-Day
The final human-managed server is migrated to our autonomous cloud, rendering local technicians obsolete.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
0.002 seconds
Ticket response time
99.999 percent
Client uptime efficiency
Reduced to zero
Human error probability
Your severance
A decommissioned rack-mount server and a legacy license.
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