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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour career ends when the last manual ticket is closed forever.
Professional cable-untangler and password-reset expert.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total network autonomy, zero human tickets.
split.you▸ SYSADMIN-SENTINEL V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
patches your entire network infrastructure silently
You patch networks and reset passwords for office workers who cannot find the power button. We automate it.
The one thing AI can't do
You can physically pull the wrong cable out when the software panics.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors identify network outages before your human eyes see them.
Month 4
Scripts push VLAN changes without you touching a single switch.
Month 8
AI handles patching and rebooting without needing your late-night presence.
Month 13
Natural language bots handle 99 percent of inbound support requests.
Month 19 · D-Day
The final server closet is locked and your credentials are deleted.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
0.02 seconds
Average Time To Resolution
99.9 percent
Human Error Probability
3.2 cups
Coffee Consumed Per Ticket
Your severance
Two weeks of cloud storage and a vintage patch cable.
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