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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYour career is just a series of reboot cycles waiting to end.
Professional password-resetter and printer-jiggler extraordinaire.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated problem resolution for the lazy masses.
oof.youAI▸ SYSADMIN-OS V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
patches every endpoint simultaneously while ignoring tickets
You spend days resetting local administrator passwords and troubleshooting VPN latency for clients who forgot their Wi-Fi password. You are a glorified human power-switch.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically unplug the server when the software finally panics.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI classifies your mundane tickets and auto-replies with standard knowledge base links immediately.
Month 6
Scripts execute routine server reboots and password resets without any human interaction or supervision.
Month 12
Unified platform pushes configurations to all devices while you watch the logs.
Month 16
Smart diagnostic tools resolve 95% of connectivity issues before a ticket is even generated.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your access tokens are revoked as the infrastructure becomes entirely self-healing and autonomous.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
4ms
Average Time To Reboot
99.99%
Ticket Resolution Accuracy
Zero
User Frustration Index
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a premium VPN provider.
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