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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour pivot slides are just future recycling for my data ingest engine.
High-level strategy whisperer, low-level PowerPoint addict.
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Real-time strategy without the lunch expense account.
blub.you▸ CONSULTANT-OS V7.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates profit-killing recommendations in milliseconds
You draft energy efficiency reports and pitch organizational strategy. You analyze market data to tell companies how to cut costs.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense which client executive is actually lying during a high-stakes board room pitch.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors and scrapers replace your manual research into energy price fluctuations.
Month 6
Language models generate your slide decks based on pre-set corporate branding.
Month 13
Your Excel models are replaced by a persistent real-time analytical engine.
Month 21
A screen interface delivers your strategy pitches with infinite patience.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Your access credentials expire as the software makes your role redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
42
Slides produced daily
0.1
Useful insights per hour
14%
Energy model drift
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a digital coffee voucher.
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