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Will AI replace Management Consultant jobs? · Latest report #4xp7spbh
Your job has an expiration date
October 23, 2028
In 2 yearsYou sell generic advice for more than your client's revenue grows.
PowerPoint architect, professional ambiguity expert, airport lounge dweller.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning common sense into expensive charts instantly.
oof.youAI▸ STRATEGYBOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
generates meaningless synergy reports in seconds
You create slide decks full of empty buzzwords and perform long audits to justify laying off employees.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is lying to hide their own incompetence.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 8
The AI scrapes your client's internal data without asking questions.
Month 4
It pulls from a library of million-slide archives to mimic you.
Month 10
Models generate generic growth strategies faster than a human can speak.
Month 15
Robotic voice synthesis delivers the findings to intimidated board members.
Year 2 · D-Day
The consulting firm realizes they don't need consultants anymore.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.7%
450
Slides produced per hour
98%
Buzzword density percentage
Infinite
Billable hours simulated
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a desk job with benefits.
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