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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsTurning your slide deck into a hallucination that makes actual money.
Junior slide-deck architect and spreadsheet wizard.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Slides that actually hit your quarterly targets.
oof.youAI▸ CONSULTANT-BOT 7.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates infinite bullet points per slide
You build bloated slide decks and model spreadsheets to justify corporate downsizing. Your slides are your legacy.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when the client is lying to your face in a meeting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your internal models are uploaded to our structured training core.
Month 4
Our software drafts your pitch decks before you wake up.
Month 8
A quiet listener joins your calls to summarize every word.
Month 13
Clients prefer the bot's cold logic to your vague advice.
Month 19 · D-Day
The consulting firm realizes your salary covers ten server instances.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
84
Slides built per week
12
Coffee-induced anxiety spikes
40
Billable hours spent nodding
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one very expensive pen.
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