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October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsYour ability to make slides look expensive is officially deprecated.
Master of billable hours and slide-deck pageantry.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Insight-as-a-service, sans the golf club membership.
squeeze.you▸ STRATEGYBOT V9.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
delivers brutal layoffs via automated video call
You spend days crafting deck narratives and selling transformation projects to clients who love paying for jargon.
The one thing AI can't do
You can look a CEO in the eye and lie about synergy with genuine conviction.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
AI creates perfectly aligned slide decks using existing firm templates.
Month 7
Algorithms predict client needs better than your gut feeling ever could.
Month 15
AI chatbots manage client relationships via perfectly scheduled, fake-authentic emails.
Year 2.1
Dynamic pricing bots undercut your hourly rates automatically every single day.
Year 3 · D-Day
The client chooses the AI subscription over your multi-million dollar retainer.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.8%
450 decks
Slides generated hourly
3 gallons
Coffee consumed per deal
99.9 percent
Jargon buzzword efficiency
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a lukewarm coffee voucher.
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