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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYou sell high-priced ambiguity to boards that already know the answer.
Expert in turning 20-minute problems into 6-month projects.
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You build complex slide decks to justify massive corporate restructures. You lead teams through exhausting, endless client meetings.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the client is lying to your face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart templates now build the first twenty slides of your deck.
Month 6
Sensors and agents record and process all client meeting feedback.
Month 13
Algorithms assign and track junior tasks without needing human oversight.
Month 21
A synthetic voice handles the Q&A phase of executive board reviews.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The consultancy transitions to fully autonomous insight generation systems.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
400
Slides built hourly
98%
Meaningless buzzword density
High
Client confusion factor
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