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Your job has an expiration date
December 9, 2027
In 14 monthsYou exist solely to format reports that nobody reads until Monday morning.
Professional translator of nonsense into slightly cleaner, sadder nonsense.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning chaos into dashboards you never asked for.
toast.youAI▸ DATANEXUS SENTINEL V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates every quarterly report before you arrive
You translate business needs into database queries and maintain system integrity. Your career is basically a spreadsheet macro.
The one thing AI can't do
You are surprisingly good at guessing which manager needs to be ignored first.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors identify your most repeated database queries.
Month 4
AI starts building reports faster than you can open Excel.
Month 8
System links directly to stakeholders to handle their constant requests.
Month 12
Machine learns to rewrite your bloated code for efficiency.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and the server replaces you instantly.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.2%
14,000
Useless pivot tables
78%
Time spent in meetings
94%
Tickets resolved by guessing
Your severance
Two months of unread SQL documentation and a mug.
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