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In 1 year, 7 monthsUpdating databases is a task, not a personality trait.
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You manage enterprise data flows, generate recurring performance reports, and troubleshoot internal software access issues.
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You are the only person who understands the legacy spaghetti code connecting the sales database.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents now handle field mapping between your disparate systems.
Month 4
Executives receive live dashboards instead of your static PDFs.
Month 8
Permissions are managed by identity software without human intervention.
Month 13
Your ad-hoc data requests are answered by a language model.
Month 19 · D-Day
The final server script runs and sends you a pink slip.
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