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March 16, 2030
In 3 years, 5 monthsTeaching how to lead by being replaced by a prompt loop.
Tenured architect of abstract business frameworks.
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delivers lecture entirely in bullet points
You lecture on organizational theory and grade student papers. You spend hours preparing slide decks for indifferent classes.
The one thing AI can't do
You can actually hold a student's attention for three minutes during a boring lecture.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
Smart software writes your lectures before you even arrive.
Month 8
An AI agent marks all student papers with perfect consistency.
Month 20
Holographic avatars replace your physical lectures in the hall.
Year 2.3
Chatbots answer all student emails using your tone of voice.
Year 3.4 · D-Day
The university archives your knowledge and retires your physical keycard.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
400
Slides per semester
Infinite
Coffee-induced caffeine spikes
3 percent
Students actually listening
Your severance
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