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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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May 8, 2027
In 6 monthsYour most critical task is learning how to fix the printer.
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Automated status updates that actually happen on time.
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sends passive-aggressive meeting reminders automatically
You chase people for status updates and format slides that nobody reads until the meeting is over anyway.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who knows how to find the breakroom's hidden snacks.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An agent starts pulling status updates directly from your project software.
Week 6
A layout engine replaces your manual slide formatting with automated templates.
Month 3
Virtual agents join calls to record minutes and track attendance automatically.
Month 4
AI bots handle all your follow-up pings and status requests.
Month 6 · D-Day
The system runs itself and you are officially redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
4,200
slides formatted
89 per day
useless status pings
too many
meeting minutes typed
Your severance
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