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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYour billable hour is the most expensive mistake in the firm.
Senior Managing Attorney (expert in billable hour padding)
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You review endless contracts, manage litigation strategy, and mitigate corporate risk. Your days are spent chasing billable targets.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room and know when the judge is actually annoyed.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
Software reads all past cases to automate standard motion drafts.
Month 6
Vision models scan millions of pages in seconds without fatigue.
Month 11
AI predicts settlement outcomes better than your gut feeling.
Month 18
Bots handle routine client updates and regulatory reporting tasks.
Year 2 · D-Day
The firm replaces your entire department with a single server.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
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