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Your job has an expiration date
November 7, 2027
In 13 monthsYou spend all day fixing commas while your relevance slowly bleeds out.
Professional comma-wrangler and deadline-chaser extraordinaire.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated content flow with zero human friction.
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auto-rejects pitches with low sentiment score
You oversee editorial calendars, chase contributors for copy, and polish drafts. You ensure content hits publication deadlines.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuitively tell when a tone-deaf article will offend an entire demographic.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Software starts pre-formatting drafts into your style guide automatically.
Week 13
An agent takes over bugging writers about their missing copy.
Month 6
Your tone-checking process is fully handled by a language model.
Month 9
The AI decides what to publish based on real-time traffic data.
Month 13 · D-Day
The system runs the newsroom without any human editorial oversight.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.9%
142
Emails per day
8
Articles killed monthly
3 cups
Coffee consumed hourly
Your severance
A one-year subscription to Grammarly Premium.
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