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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour golf game is the only thing we cannot simulate yet.
Professional gatekeeper of the inner circle's inner circle.
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Firm governance without the expensive lunches.
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negotiates billion-dollar deals while you sleep
You allocate firm capital, sign high-stakes contracts, and maintain professional relationships to secure future revenue streams.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle anxiety in a client's eyes during a handshake.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Algorithms begin adjusting departmental spend based on real-time data.
Month 4
Blockchain systems finalize deals without needing a human signature.
Month 9
AI models generate strategic plans and hold virtual board debates.
Month 12
High-fidelity social bots manage relationships and executive networking events.
Month 18 · D-Day
The firm operates exclusively through autonomous governance and shareholder prompts.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
94 minutes
Average lunch duration
412 weekly
Strategic emails ignored
6 liters
Coffee consumption rate
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium golf course membership fees.
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