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June 19, 2027
In 8 monthsReplacing political fluff with algorithmic nonsense that is actually internally consistent.
Professional weaver of vague, statistically-targeted political tapestries.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimizing governance through iterative feedback loops.
oof.youAI▸ PLATFORM-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 8 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates infinite empty promises in milliseconds
Drafting policy promises, refining rhetoric for voter demographics, and aligning complex social ideals into punchy, vague soundbites. Your job is basically professional wishful thinking.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a constituent without crashing your server.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
The system scrapes historical manifestos and current polling data to establish baseline sentiment.
Week 9
An LLM fine-tunes its output to match the specific vacuous cadence of your political party.
Month 4
The machine automates the loop of receiving conflicting edits and ignoring them with bureaucratic grace.
Month 6
Automated modules test thousands of slogan variations against real-time social media engagement metrics.
Month 8 · D-Day
Your access to the document server is revoked and replaced by an automated policy generator.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
450
Wasted adjectives per page
3 days
Average policy lifespan
99%
Voter cynicism index
Your severance
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