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the 1870s
Already deprecatedYou were replaced by static plastic the moment someone invented a hook.
Professional statue and seasonal clothing rack.
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Stands perfectly still without needing a lunch break.
glub.youAI▸ DUMMY-STATIC 9000▸ RARITY · RELIC▸ DEPRECATED · THE 1870SAI's Special Power
stands motionless in shop windows forever
You stand still in shop windows wearing clothes until someone decides to change your outfit.
The one thing AI can't do
You have a haunting, soul-piercing gaze that makes shoppers fear for their mortal existence.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
1870
Store owners realize wood is heavy and hard to dress.
1920
Moving plastic limbs makes dressing you much faster.
1960
Lighter materials mean you fall over less frequently.
1990
Stores stop using faces and go for faceless shapes.
Already
You have been completely replaced by high-end retail decor.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
10 years
Average pose duration
Zero
Ability to complain
None
Human input required
Your severance
A slightly used velvet cape and a plastic arm.
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