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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Manpower Management Analyst jobs? · Latest report #c35fdhgj
Your job has an expiration date
September 1, 2028
In 1 year, 10 monthsYour spreadsheets for civilian personnel are just colorful coffins for ambition.
Civilian branch head, master of the policy memo.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Quantifying human potential until it equals zero.
shred.you▸ BUREAUCRAT-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates performance reviews to zero productivity
You track manpower metrics and oversee performance programs for large bureaucratic organizations. You interpret complex civilian workforce policies.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the specific flavor of frustration in an office during a reorganisation.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
The AI copies your entire legacy personnel database into memory.
Month 4
Policy updates are now generated by language models, not people.
Month 10
The system begins making autonomous civilian staffing recommendations.
Month 16
Performance tracking shifts to real-time keystroke and output telemetry.
Month 22 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system becomes self-managing.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.7%
4000
Spreadsheet rows per day
1200
Meaningless policy memos
18%
Human input error rate
Your severance
A PDF copy of your own redundancy memo.
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