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Your job has an expiration date
April 26, 2027
In 6 monthsA calculator was invented in 1642 and you are still here.
Human spreadsheet cell, currently calculating at 1990s speeds.
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Doing basic arithmetic so you do not have to.
help!youAI▸ SUMBOT V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
processes ten million sums per second
Calculating the sum of tiny numeric strings. Spending human attention on a task a logic gate handles instantly.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still appreciate the irony of a machine summing your final paycheck.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
A three-line Python function replaces your entire morning workload.
Week 9
Optical character recognition reads your inputs perfectly.
Month 3
The system reports you are 999,999 times slower than the server.
Month 5
The automated logic unit no longer requires ambient office lighting.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your access to the calculator app is permanently revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.3%
0.00001 seconds
Average addition time
4.2 percent
Human error rate
2000 per day
Human calories consumed
Your severance
A vintage abacus and a handwritten apology note.
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