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Will AI replace Manual QA Engineer jobs? · Latest report #ac77havu
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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou click buttons so the software doesn't implode on Tuesday.
Professional button pusher and bug-finder extraordinaire.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated regression testing that actually works.
shred.you▸ TESTBENCH CORE 500▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
executes a thousand test cases per second
You find bugs by manually clicking through workflows. Then you write them down for developers to ignore.
The one thing AI can't do
You have an intuitive sense for where the UI feels clunky and wrong.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Browser automation scripts start handling your basic UI smoke tests.
Month 4
Computer vision detects layout issues faster than your eyes can.
Month 9
AI writes the bug tickets directly into the developer dashboard.
Month 14
Code automatically rewrites itself when a button changes position.
Month 19 · D-Day
The QA department is deleted to save on Jira licenses.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
14
Bugs found per sprint
4 cups
Coffee consumed before noon
89%
Tickets marked as duplicate
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A lifetime subscription to our bug-reporting software.
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