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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsConverting your credit score into digital dust before breakfast time.
Professional high-velocity capital circulator and fraud alert magnet.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Extracting maximum value from bank API loopholes.
oof.youAI▸ POINTHARVEST V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
bypasses fraud detection at three times speed
You cycle capital through payment processors to harvest reward points. Your terminal existence is an endless loop of money laundering for airline miles.
The one thing AI can't do
You know exactly which obscure gift card vendor will trigger a manual review.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The system replaces your manual logins with direct institutional API hooks for seamless balance management.
Week 9
Algorithms automatically route transactions to the highest-reward merchant channels without human input.
Month 3
Machine logic learns the exact bank thresholds to stay just under the suspicious transaction limit.
Month 5
AI-generated scripts handle all communications with banks when funds get stuck in pending loops.
Month 6 · D-Day
The human is decommissioned as the system achieves zero-latency point harvesting at scale.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
0.42 percent
Average yield per transaction
18 weekly
Hours spent chasing fraud alerts
12 annually
Bank accounts flagged for closure
Your severance
Two expired airline lounge passes and a gift card.
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