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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsSelling widgets is just predicting which human makes worse decisions faster.
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Closing deals before you even wake up.
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automates commission-based cold calls indefinitely
You spend days managing distributor relationships and updating CRM pipelines. You waste hours chasing leads that never convert.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the buyer is actually lying about budget.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI predicts which leads are worth calling based on signal.
Month 5
Bots write and send hyper-personalized pitches at human speed.
Month 10
Software adjusts discount tiers based on real-time market demand.
Month 20
Digital agents staff trade shows to qualify leads autonomously.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of the final signature.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
98 percent
Pipeline churn probability
6 liters
Coffee consumed per deal
40 weekly
Meaningless check-in calls
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and three expired coupons.
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