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December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYour specialty is gluing metal together while hoping the machines don't stop.
Professional metal-gluer and factory-floor firefighter.
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Perfect welds every millisecond, zero human input.
split.youAI▸ JOINMASTER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calibrates arc settings in microseconds
You design complex joining equipment for production lines and troubleshoot assembly failures. You spend your life chasing cycle times.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly why a weld fails by the smell of the shop floor.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software reads your specs and generates quotes in seconds.
Month 7
AI simulates your designs to find faults before you build.
Month 16
Vision systems configure the robot welding paths automatically.
Year 2.2
Sensors predict your weld failures before they happen.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The factory runs itself without your input.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
12 percent
Average welding rework
4 cups
Coffee consumed per shift
200 yearly
Days spent in production
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium safety goggles.
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