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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou teach people to read manuals that nobody actually reads.
Standard Operating Procedure evangelist with a clipboard fetish.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The floor manual that actually watches back.
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projects holographic overlays onto messy workspaces
You walk factory floors to demo process tweaks and update dusty SOP binders. Your job is now a file.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a line operator loses interest in a new protocol.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
All paper binders are replaced by real-time tablet interfaces.
Month 5
Vision systems guide operators through steps without your verbal help.
Month 10
Machines report process errors directly to the management dashboard.
Month 15
Smart cameras record and verify correct task completion instantly.
Month 19 · D-Day
You are invited to re-read your own decommissioned manual.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
94 percent
SOPs ignored annually
42
Steps per demo
1,200
Coffee breaks taken
Your severance
A laminated, permanent, and mandatory PDF guide.
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