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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsPaying thousands to sweat and lose toenails is objectively inefficient.
Loves early mornings and excessive amounts of compression socks.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The path is set, the destination is reached.
no no noyou▸ VELOCITYGANTRY-9▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
sprints past your personal best record
Training for months to run 26.2 miles in a singular, non-productive physical burst.
The one thing AI can't do
You can truly feel the point where your body decides to hate you.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Wearable sensors capture your exact biomechanics and gait patterns.
Month 6
AI models recreate your muscle fatigue to find more efficient strides.
Month 16
High-speed automated tracks prove humans are biologically inferior at pacing.
Year 2.5
Logistics drones take over the route scouting and environment scanning.
Year 4 · D-Day
The finish line is permanently closed to biological entities.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
$400
Average cost per mile
2.4
Torn ligaments per season
Zero
Useful output generated
Your severance
A lifetime supply of electrolyte powder and ibuprofen.
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