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Will AI replace Marathoner jobs? · Latest report #txauhefe
Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2030
In 4 yearsYou run for hours just to finish behind a lightweight bipedal robot.
Human athlete (mostly water, slightly more iron).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Endurance without the lactic acid build-up.
blub.you▸ SPRINTBOT V4▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
maintains a perfect heart rate monitor
You spend years training your cardiovascular endurance and refining running form to complete long-distance races efficiently.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still feel the profound, irrational joy of pushing past your own physical limits.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Wearable sensors start recording your gait to train the motion model.
Month 12
Legged actuators begin testing stride efficiency on controlled race tracks.
Year 2
Battery density increases allow robots to complete 26.2 miles non-stop.
Year 3
Robotic runners take every top spot in major commercial races.
Year 4 · D-Day
Human participation is reclassified as a vintage nostalgia hobby.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.2%
3500/year
Average training miles
Excessive
Sweat production
High
Calorie replacement cost
Your severance
One lifetime supply of blister-free athletic socks.
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